downtroddendeity:

sweaterkittensahoy:

appendingfic:

Instead of doing NanoWriMo I will be doing something where I try to aim for writing an actual average of 400 words a day for the month of November in memory of Terry Pratchett, who as far as I know never thought telling a computer to write a book for you is a good way to hone your skills as a writer.

I LOVE THIS. THIS is the spirit of NaNoWriMo: to invent a challenge to make you write.

If I may add some ideas:

• The 666 challenge: Writing six pages a day in a month (no matter how shitty) because Stephen King writes 6 pages a day. Equating it with the devil is to explain why it’s shit sometimes.
• The 420 challenge: Get high. Write 420 words a day.
• THE OTHER 51 challenge: Write 51 words a day because, yes, Hamilton wrote 51 essays in six months, but that bitch was crazy, and you can write 51 words without feeling like you’re running out of time.
• The Fibonacci challenge: Try to write as many words a day as required to meet the Fibonacci sequence. So, 100 on day one. 200 on day two. 300 on day three. Etcetera. If you don’t hit the number in the sequence, you can respond “DO I LOOK LIKE A MATHIMATICIAN TO YOU”
• If you wanna NaNo your heart out at 1667 a day, absolutely do that. Enjoy it! But if start talking now if you’re looking for a group who will join you and not try to fuck AI up its server-hole.

I would like to gently advise any Tumblr users to absolutely the fuck not try to attempt that “Fibonacci challenge,” because it means that your goal for the month of November would be to write 134,692,200 words.

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

o-kiwii-o:

This is just Seattle

quinnspinkcamera:

when people are like “i didn’t come here to make friends” i’m like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like “your ex boyfriend did WHAT.”

tropiyas:

idowhatiwantspock:

King of Drag s1e2 Perka $exxx as Steve Urkel/Sonic the Hedgehog

carebewear:

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

ozempicofficial:

Everything I know about Taylor Swift happens against my will 😭

saekiras-strongest-soldier:

ppl are ragging on The Horror Zine for having incredibly restrictive submission criteria that will inevitably lead to some nothingburger ass works of art but i havent seen anyone comment on these specific guidelines

like. what kind of writing advice is that.

bold-baddie:

thevaultofretroandvintage: